isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via peroxideowl)

togaml:

life is hard when you like fictional characters more than real people

(Source: tanakas, via peroxideowl)

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

(via peroxideowl)

j0hnl0ck3d:

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

I swear we were in September last week

(via dapperflapper)

agent257:

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

• Having a Beginning
• Having an Ending
• But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
• HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
• WHAT IS A PLOT
• WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
• WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

• HOW DO I TITLE

(via martiemcfly)

vikingstorytime:

liquiddittyfloats:

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people

(via peroxideowl)