I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
life is hard when you like fictional characters more than real people
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
I swear we were in September last week
This was a life changing revelation for me.
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere